All About Archie (The silly version)
by Sarah B

The Horatio Hornblower Quiestionnaire: All About Archie (the silly version)

NAME: Archie "LOOK OUT! DUCK!" Kennedy

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: HMS Indefatigable, various sick berths and, if I'm
lucky, nice comfy sofas

FAVORITE PASTIME: Anything that doesn't involve pain or blood. I also like
to stand around and look vulnerable, it drives my fans nuts!

FAVORITE BOOK: When Bad Things Happen to Cute Blond People; Martha
Stewart's Guide to Jollyboat Living; France on 2 Centimes a Day.

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Getting a part in a series of historical
dramas.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Finding out you disappear 15 minutes
into every single @#$!! one of them!

FAVORITE SMELLS: Bactine and Band-Aids

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: I'm in the
sick berth AGAIN?! (thanks Nat!)

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: How would I know? I'm usually clocked on the
noggin or something five seconds into them.

FAVORITE FOODS: Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, anything flourescent orange. I also
like Screaming Yellow Zonkers.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Both, I'm filling this out before lunch!

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Well, I'd say cool, except I'm probably going to be
struck by lightning at some point. Can I answer this one later?

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Does the
world exist in longer than 15-minute increments? What's that like?

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd remain
upright and whole more often.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE:Well, there was Helen, aka Lady Audley, but she
tried to kill me...there was the girl in 'Poirot', but she got mad and
threw my wedding ring away...oh, and the three girls from 'Scarlet
Pimpernel', but I got killed in that one...hm, I guess I have, but it never
seems to work out, does it?!

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: The glass is shot to pieces, and I'm
under the table. The fic writers are at it again!

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET:Andrew Grieves with a script for 'Lt.
Hornblower' and a big red marker!

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To live all the way through a movie I'm in.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That the next script I'm offered is going to
want me to play Howard Hughes.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I'm not
real thrilled with being perforated, and I'd like to get action as often as Horatio does!!!

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
How about the kid who's always hanging around the midshipmen's berth in 'The Duel'? What is he, about seven? Who the heck IS that kid? That or Helm Boy.