All About...Guido Di Cesare (Silly Version)
by Rhiannon

NAME: Guido di Cesare

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: God knows. I certainly don't! I've spent
most of my time moving around...I'm currently stuck in a cave in
Scotland...

FAVORITE PASTIME: Killing people. Well, supposedly. And making
love to beautiful ballerinas...though that hasn't been too good
an idea, recently.

FAVORITE BOOK: My poetry book. Which I left behind at the
@%*&! ballerina's house...

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Irritating Will Deveraux, my
commander.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Realising I have to eat a
mad, dead Scotsman if I want to survive.

FAVORITE SMELLS: Coffee, horses, tobacco...that reminds me,
what did I do with my pipe?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:
Oh God, Mad Jock's still there...

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: How would I know? The only battle
I've ever been in, I spent most of it in a trance, and the rest
of it nearly bleeding to death!

FAVORITE FOODS: I don't eat. See reference to mad dead Scot for
reason.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: See above.

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Depends. In Scotland - terrifying.
Anywhere else - lovely.

FAVORITE DRINK: Anything, so long as it isn't another bloody
antidote.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Scotland.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Ever having been to Scotland.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: A true gentleman would always say
yes to such a question - no matter how frequently it is
asked...or who by!.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Frozen solid, thanks to
this damn weather. So it really makes no difference.

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: Derry's sense of humour. And
the mad dead Scot.

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To get out of this damn cave!

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I'm living it...

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
That I'm *in* this cave! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS
QUESTIONNAIRE: Nick Collins. I haven't heard from him for a
while...