All About...Guido Di Cesare (Silly Version)
NAME: Guido di Cesare
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: God knows. I certainly don't! I've spent
most of my time moving around...I'm currently stuck in a cave in
FAVORITE PASTIME: Killing people. Well, supposedly. And making
love to beautiful ballerinas...though that hasn't been too good
an idea, recently.
FAVORITE BOOK: My poetry book. Which I left behind at the
@%*&! ballerina's house...
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Irritating Will Deveraux,
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Realising I have to eat
mad, dead Scotsman if I want to survive.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Coffee, horses, tobacco...that reminds me,
what did I do with my pipe?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:
Oh God, Mad Jock's still there...
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: How would I know? The only battle
I've ever been in, I spent most of it in a trance, and the rest
of it nearly bleeding to death!
FAVORITE FOODS: I don't eat. See reference to mad dead Scot
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: See above.
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Depends. In Scotland - terrifying.
Anywhere else - lovely.
FAVORITE DRINK: Anything, so long as it isn't another bloody
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT
Ever having been to Scotland.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: A true gentleman would always
yes to such a question - no matter how frequently it is
asked...or who by!.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Frozen solid, thanks
this damn weather. So it really makes no difference.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: Derry's sense of humour. And
the mad dead Scot.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To get out of this damn cave!
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I'm living it...
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
That I'm *in* this cave! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS
QUESTIONNAIRE: Nick Collins. I haven't heard from him for a