All About Moncoutant
NAME: Colonel Marquis de Moncoutant
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: My lovely chateau in Muzillac, unfortunately laid waste
by a gaggle of Republican peasants. Swine!
FAVORITE PASTTIME: Belittling all who are inferior to me - that would
FAVORITE BOOK: "A Tale of Two Cities" The guillotine is a main
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Superiority...I know it well.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Being wrong. But I can only imagine
what that would be like, for it has never happened to me!
FAVORITE SMELLS: Lavender, wisteria
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?:
How good it is to be . . . me.
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING?: Exciting, of course, but from a distance. Blood
might stain my pretty white uniform.
FAVORITE FOODS: candied plums, bon-bon's, and a good, fresh chicken stew,
preferrably made with that interloping chicken left to run wild throughout
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Vanilla. Chocolate might stain my pretty white
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: The coolest - just like me.
FAVORITE DRINK: A luscious white Bordeaux. The red might stain my pretty
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The colors
red, white, and blue, when used in combination - these should be abolished!
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? The shade
of rouge I'm wearing. I think this one clashes with the purple hues in my
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? At one time, but those Republican peasants
broke my mirror to use the frame for firewood. Swine!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What does it matter? I shall have
that peasant serving girl fill it immediately! Mariette, venez ici!
WHAT IS IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET? That the riff-raff British officers will
notice that my little beauty mark is not real, and that I never quite seem
get it penciled in the same place twice.
WHAT IS YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM? To return to life as is it was before this
Republican unpleasantness interrupted my life, and to have my paintings
back!!! (whine, whine)
WHAT IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? That I will run out of peasants to
behead before the blade on the guillotine is properly broken in.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T? They need
to know nothing more about me, except that I am the Marquis, and I rule
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE?
That peasant serving girl, Mariette. Then everyone wil know that those of
her ilk are simple destined to remain peasants.