All About Mr. Pipps
by Inzevar

 

NAME: Algernon Sholto Pipps (I can spel my name propperly now)

 

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wel I have to shar the middies berth. The other
boys are bigger than me but sum of them are nise. I like Mr. Hornblowa
and Mr. Kennedi.

FAVORITE PASTIME: Playing with my soljers and climing up the riging
with my mouse Jeremee.

FAVORITE BOOK: I have wun abowt Captin Cooke. I like the pictures.

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Sitting owt on the bowsprit wen the
Indifatiggibel is going very fast.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Beeing seasick. I wos wunce. Mr.
Hornblowa wos yesterday.

FAVORITE SMELL: Plum Duff

 

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK ABOUT IN THE MORNING? My Mamma. She
is veri nise and sends me lots of things.

BATTLE; SCARY OR EXCITING? I like the guns but I don't like it wen
people get hert.

FAVORITE FOODS: Apel tarts.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? I like hot Choklet. Mamma ust to let me hav sum
evry morning. Captin Pelloo lets me hav coco before bed.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT WOULD IT BE? I wud lik
to be groan up like Mr. Hornblowa then I cood do mor things.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yor Silly!

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Im not alowd to have a glass. My
cup is piuter.

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET? I don't hav a closet on the ship.
Thers no room.

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM? I wud lik to be as tal as Mr. Hornblowa.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE? The wun ware I cant find the heds.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT THEY DON'T? I reely
reely don't like beef. I wish they wud stop giving it for diner.