NAME: Able Seaman Englebert Randall
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: me berth's in the gundeck of H.M.S. Reknown
FAVORITE PASTIME: pushing wussy little boys off'n the footropes
in sail. Ain't one been seriously hurt...well until the last storm, but 'e
were too delicate fer the sea life ennyways.
FAVORITE BOOK: book learnin' scalds no pigs, me Mum always
waste no time onnit.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: watchin' that snotty lit'l
whacked on 'is bum. That's a goodun fer a laugh. Passed right out'e did!
That an' Styles' face comin' in contact wiv me fist.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: When that Styles shot me
in th' foot. Ow!
Bloody 'ell, I were jest 'avin some fun wiv 'im!
FAVORITE SMELLS: rum 'afore th' noon watch.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:will
cap'n give us double rum rations today?
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING:exciting, I kin push more boys off'n
t' foot ropes
an' not get flogged for it! No one'd see ennyways!
FAVORITE FOODS: rum 'afore th' noon watch
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:I ain't never 'eard of these. Is they as good as rum?
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY:Cool. Whats the point of bein' a seaman
'fraid of storms? If ye' are ye DESERVE to be knocked off'n the footropes!
FAVORITE DRINK:rum 'afore th' noon watch.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT
BE:I'd be the
bosun, an' that Styles'd have to get whacked at least twice a day! An' then
that WellARD puppy too.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT
BE: Nuffin' to
change. I'm a tough, powerful bloke.'An good lookin' too.'An a right good
dancer! Ain't nobody gets in me way, as long as the boys holds 'im down as I
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE:every time I gets to a port <wink,wink>
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:It 'ad better be FULL!
Or I'll gets the
lads to 'old somebody down for me.
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET:I don't like the way fings is
Those LEFTenants is gettin' all uppity an' mebbe I won't be gettin my way
enny more. An' no more parties below decks!
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Mebbe one day I'd get me a place
on a privateer.
Then mebbe I'd make meself some good money!
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: spiders. Och, I can't stand em'.
fings wiv more legs 'n you, I always say. Or toes.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:I
a nice bloke, as long as people cooperates an' do what I wants. An' I still
step more lively'n enny bloke on this ship, even wiv a few less toes.
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
That Styles. E's just so....