All About...Randall
by Jeannine

NAME: Able Seaman Englebert Randall

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: me berth's in the gundeck of H.M.S. Reknown

FAVORITE PASTIME: pushing wussy little boys off'n the footropes while taking
in sail. Ain't one been seriously hurt...well until the last storm, but 'e
were too delicate fer the sea life ennyways.

FAVORITE BOOK: book learnin' scalds no pigs, me Mum always said. didn't
waste no time onnit.

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: watchin' that snotty lit'l midshipman get
whacked on 'is bum. That's a goodun fer a laugh. Passed right out'e did!
That an' Styles' face comin' in contact wiv me fist.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: When that Styles shot me in th' foot. Ow!
Bloody 'ell, I were jest 'avin some fun wiv 'im!

FAVORITE SMELLS: rum 'afore th' noon watch.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:will th'
cap'n give us double rum rations today?

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING:exciting, I kin push more boys off'n t' foot ropes
an' not get flogged for it! No one'd see ennyways!

FAVORITE FOODS: rum 'afore th' noon watch

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:I ain't never 'eard of these. Is they as good as rum?

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY:Cool. Whats the point of bein' a seaman when yer
'fraid of storms? If ye' are ye DESERVE to be knocked off'n the footropes!

FAVORITE DRINK:rum 'afore th' noon watch.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE:I'd be the
bosun, an' that Styles'd have to get whacked at least twice a day! An' then
that WellARD puppy too.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Nuffin' to
change. I'm a tough, powerful bloke.'An good lookin' too.'An a right good
dancer! Ain't nobody gets in me way, as long as the boys holds 'im down as I
beats 'im.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE:every time I gets to a port <wink,wink>

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL:It 'ad better be FULL! Or I'll gets the
lads to 'old somebody down for me.

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET:I don't like the way fings is goin' 'ere.
Those LEFTenants is gettin' all uppity an' mebbe I won't be gettin my way
enny more. An' no more parties below decks!

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Mebbe one day I'd get me a place on a privateer.
Then mebbe I'd make meself some good money!

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: spiders. Och, I can't stand em'. Never trust
fings wiv more legs 'n you, I always say. Or toes.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:I really am'
a nice bloke, as long as people cooperates an' do what I wants. An' I still
step more lively'n enny bloke on this ship, even wiv a few less toes.

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
That Styles. E's just so....