by Sue B.
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A hammock aboard the Renown
FAVORITE PASTIME: Pummeling the living snot out of Styles.
FAVORITE BOOK: How to Whup Friends and Pulverize People.
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: See 'Favorite Pastime'
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Not being able to indulge
in my favorite
FAVORITE SMELLS: Fear
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:
Who haven't I
beaten up lately?
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Exciting! Where else can I bust heads and get
paid for it?
FAVORITE FOODS: Knuckle sandwiches-but I don't eats 'em, laddie, I dishes 'em
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate, extra bitter.
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Cool! I can always count on some distracting
lightning to give me the chance to get the jump on somebody!
FAVORITE DRINK: Rum. Especially Styles' rum. Stuck-up bastard...
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd be able
t'do whatever I damn well wanted an' not get no guff. Oh, wait-I do that now!
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT
BE: I'd have a
really nice pair of brass knuckles.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Ask me a personal question like
that again, mate,
an' I'll punch in yer face.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: It was 'alf full til I threw it at
Buckland-now it's empty, but don't worry, I'll just nick a mug from Styles...
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: I don't have an anxiety closet, mate-but I'm
'appy to say I'm in *other* people's anxiety closets!
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Scaring the hell out of every
single person on
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That I might break both my arms and have t'beat
people up with my knees.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
sober, I dance just like Fred Astaire.
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
who needs that! If I want t'know somethin' about someone, I'll just beat it
out of 'em. Now sod off, I'm late for Sunday services.