All About Sawyer #2
by Laura

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NAME: My name? What do you know of my name?!

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: The Renown, Captain's Cabin, all tied up.

FAVORITE PASTIME: Flogging that poisonous young reptile, Mr Wellard.

FAVORITE BOOK: The book that contains, "Shortly after eight bells
we were outmanned and outgunned..." Love to read that one, especially
during battles.

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Remembering who pushed me down that
hold.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Having Laudanum shoved down my
throat.

FAVORITE SMELLS: My own cabin.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: My
men...where are my true men?

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Exciting! I do not like weak-kneed
officers!

FAVORITE FOODS: Couldn't manage another thing, let alone Mr Wellard.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: This is not a public ice-cream truck!

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Of course storms are cool! They are freezing!
You shouldn't have joined the Navy if you weren't used to it!

FAVORITE DRINK: Rum...on the falling watch.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
To get rid of this damned French revolutionary nonsense: liberty,
fraternity, stupidity!

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Ah-
ha! - Trying to find some fault with me, setting a trap for
me...making me look like a laughing stock in front of the men!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Hmm...Spanish ladies.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Full dosages of Rum for all the
crew!

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: That those *leftenants* - if that's
what you can call them - are lying, plotting, whispering, scheming!
Universal treachery!

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: That Mr Wellard's dishonorable part of
him will pay the price for his dishonor.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: A mutinous assembly on my *own*
quarterdeck.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
I was once like you, young and intemperate...

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS
QUESTIONNAIRE: Hobbs, my trustworthy gunner. And Admiral
Debrueys...no, he died long ago.