All About: Senora Ortega
NAME: Senora Ortega
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Previously the spacious commander's quarters
Samana Bay. Now the stinking, sweltering hold of HMS Renown.
FAVORITE PASTIME: Seducing susceptible young men, only to leave
FAVORITE BOOK: 1001 Uses For Your Ginsu Knives
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Being smarter than bungling
like Buckland and my "darling" husband.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Knowing that bungling men
Buckland and my "darling" husband actually run the world.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Roasted Royal Navy Officer
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:
Knickers or not?
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Exciting, of course! Even better
can play a small part. I am woman, hear me ROAR!!!
FAVORITE FOODS:Ortega tacos, of course!
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate the darker and more bitter
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Scary? As if I could ever be scared
of such a
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
women would rule the world and make men rue the day they ever tangled
with us. Must remember to have my dagger sharpened in preparation
for that happy occaison....
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT
Pardon? What could I possibly change? Have you forgotten that I am
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Every morning in the mirror, darling!
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half full the future
possibly be worse than the present. What IS that smell?
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: The woman my mother wanted me
become. Luckily, I never listened to her.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: See "What would you change
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That my "darling" husband
might one day
wake up to the fact the he's supposed to wear the pants in the family.
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
That I do indeed have a soft side. Its approximately .0001% of my
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS
QUESTIONNAIRE: That handsome Lt. Bush. Why couldn't he have been the
one guarding us? I might have enjoyed my job then, d@mnit!