All About: Senora Ortega
by PJ

NAME: Senora Ortega

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Previously the spacious commander's quarters at
Samana Bay. Now the stinking, sweltering hold of HMS Renown.

FAVORITE PASTIME: Seducing susceptible young men, only to leave them
<ahem> dangling.

FAVORITE BOOK: 1001 Uses For Your Ginsu Knives

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Being smarter than bungling men
like Buckland and my "darling" husband.

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Knowing that bungling men like
Buckland and my "darling" husband actually run the world.

FAVORITE SMELLS: Roasted Royal Navy Officer

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING:
Knickers or not?

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Exciting, of course! Even better when I
can play a small part. I am woman, hear me ROAR!!!

FAVORITE FOODS:Ortega tacos, of course!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate the darker and more bitter the
better

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Scary? As if I could ever be scared of such a
thing! Phaw!

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: That
women would rule the world and make men rue the day they ever tangled
with us. Must remember to have my dagger sharpened in preparation
for that happy occaison....

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE:
Pardon? What could I possibly change? Have you forgotten that I am
The Ideal?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Every morning in the mirror, darling!

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Half full the future cannot
possibly be worse than the present. What IS that smell?

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: The woman my mother wanted me to
become. Luckily, I never listened to her.

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: See "What would you change about the
world"

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That my "darling" husband might one day
wake up to the fact the he's supposed to wear the pants in the family.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T:
That I do indeed have a soft side. Its approximately .0001% of my
personality.

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS
QUESTIONNAIRE: That handsome Lt. Bush. Why couldn't he have been the
one guarding us? I might have enjoyed my job then, d@mnit!