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All About Jack Simpson
by Sue N.


>
> NAME: Midshipman John "Nasty Jack" Simpson
>
> LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Midshipman's berth... still...
>
> FAVORITE PASTIME: Beating on Hornblower 'til he spits out big pink globs
of... whatever it is he spits out; giving that little twit Kennedy fits...
literally!
>
> FAVORITE BOOK: Book? What's that?
>
> THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Seeing other midshipmen grovelling at my
feet and cowering before me. Ah, bliss!
>
> THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Knowing that $#%@ Hornblower refuses to
grovel or cower!
>
> FAVORITE SMELLS: Napalm in the morning... Oh, sorry, that hasn't been
invented yet. The smell of fear!
>
> WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Who will I
torture today?
>
> BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Watching all those men die? Seeing the decks run
red with blood? It's a rush!
>
> FAVORITE FOODS: Whatever Snotty's got on his plate.
>
> CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Whichever one Snotty has.
>
> STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Way cool, especially if Snotty's in the riggings
during one!
>
> IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Too many
victims, too little time.
>
> IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Nothing.
What's to change?
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Love? What's that?
>
> IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: If it's my glass, it had damned well
better be completely full, or someone's going to pay!
>
> WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: That someone will discover the tattoo on my
hand is only the kind you get in gum-wrappers.
>
> WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: To see Snotty grovel and cower like Kennedy.
>
> WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That Kennedy will cease grovelling and cowering,
like Hornblower.
>
> WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I'm really
an easy chap to get along with. So long as you do it my way!
>
> WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
> No one. I don't give a bilge rat's ass what anyone else has to say!