All About Styles
NAME: Styles. 'ave I ever 'ad another one?
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: An 'ammock in the sloop "Hotspur" - next te Matthews.
FAVORITE PASTIME: Pastime? Wha's that? 'ave so much work, there's no time for myself. Not much, anyhow.
FAVORITE BOOK: Books? What's books? Like them "Articles of War"? NOT them!
THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Bein' back on th' sea after prison.
THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Bein' flogged by Cap'n Hornblower.
FAVORITE SMELLS: Rum, th' sea air
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: 'ow can I save Cap'n 'ornblower's life today?
BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: As long as Matty an' Cap'n 'ornblower survive, all right. But when yer in, bloody scary.
FAVORITE FOODS: Normal things. Nothin' made by that chap Doughty.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: 'aven't ever 'ad them things. Too grand fer me but will try.
STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Scary if it nearly throws ye overboard. Or if yer cap'n decided te dive after some Frog ladies. Otherwise - work as always. Only more difficult.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Make Cap'n 'ornblower and Matty not trustin' Frogs an' Irishmen.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: Nothin'. Except the swimmin'. Might be 'elpful te save Cap'n 'ornblower.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? With a woman? 'ow the devil? I'm at sea - always! No time for 'em women. Except them that come aboard when we're at anchor.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: Right now: 'alf empty. Like everytime I may not 'elp Cap'n 'ornblower an' 'ave te styay be'ind. Bloody Mr Bush - sir!
WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: That Cap'n 'ornblower dies because I didn't 'elp 'im out of troubles. That Froggie fortress 'e blew was pretty close. Without me, 'e wouldn't 'ave made it out of them fires.
WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Te survive the wars an' get my share of prize money te live like a bloody king ever after!
WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Te be sent away by Cap'n 'ornblower like that chap Doughty. I can't swim!
WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: I'm not stupid (like Oldroyd all them years back). I'm not mean. All I do I do for Cap'n 'ornblower.
WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE:
Doughty already 'ad done. Wolfe then. Or that Frog that pretended
to be Swiss. Swiss! Pah!