All About...Randall
by Sue B.

NAME: Randall

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: A hammock aboard the Renown

FAVORITE PASTIME: Pummeling the living snot out of Styles.

FAVORITE BOOK: How to Whup Friends and Pulverize People.

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: See 'Favorite Pastime'

THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD IS: Not being able to indulge in my favorite
pastime.

FAVORITE SMELLS: Fear

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING: Who haven't I
beaten up lately?

BATTLE: SCARY OR EXCITING: Exciting! Where else can I bust heads and get
paid for it?

FAVORITE FOODS: Knuckle sandwiches-but I don't eats 'em, laddie, I dishes 'em
out!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Chocolate, extra bitter.

STORMS, COOL OR SCARY: Cool! I can always count on some distracting
lightning to give me the chance to get the jump on somebody!

FAVORITE DRINK: Rum. Especially Styles' rum. Stuck-up bastard...

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd be able
t'do whatever I damn well wanted an' not get no guff. Oh, wait-I do that now!

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE: I'd have a
really nice pair of brass knuckles.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Ask me a personal question like that again, mate,
an' I'll punch in yer face.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL: It was 'alf full til I threw it at
Buckland-now it's empty, but don't worry, I'll just nick a mug from Styles...

WHAT'S IN YOUR ANXIETY CLOSET: I don't have an anxiety closet, mate-but I'm
'appy to say I'm in *other* people's anxiety closets!

WHAT'S YOUR LOFTIEST DREAM: Scaring the hell out of every single person on
the planet.

WHAT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: That I might break both my arms and have t'beat
people up with my knees.

WHAT DO YOU WISH PEOPLE KNEW ABOUT YOU THAT YOU FEEL THEY DON'T: When I'm
sober, I dance just like Fred Astaire.

WHAT OTHER HH CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ANSWER THIS QUESTIONNAIRE: Eh,
who needs that! If I want t'know somethin' about someone, I'll just beat it
out of 'em. Now sod off, I'm late for Sunday services.

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